MY FIRST TIME IN A SEX SHOP AND I WASN'T 

THERE FOR A TOY, I WAS THERE FOR

"Dianne" 

SHE WAS LONG, CURLY, AND MEDIUM BROWN. I TRIED HER ON AND 

TRANSFORMED INTO JANET JACKSON (THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES).

$49.99.

I'LL TAKE IT.

I WAS NEW TO THE WIG GAME, SO WHEN I LOOK BACK AT THE PHOTOS, I NOW REALIZE THAT WITH MY

thick, ungroomed, black caterpillar eyebrows, and my medium brown wig,

I RESEMBLED RICK JAMES (STREET SONGS) MORE THAN JANET.